corrupt a wish.

First topic message reminder :

we all know the rules from the other forum. make a wish, then next person corrupt it. then make their own wish.

i wish i had no braces.

granted but then the r button is stuck.
i wish i didnt have to wait for tuesday for good tv again.

Granted, but then your cable gets disconnected from not paying your cable company enough.

I wish I had tortitos. (They're food everyone! -.-)

granted but then they destroy you for making my cable disconnected.
i wish i could play mask of miracle NOW

granted but it kills you

i wish i wasnt coughing

Granted, but then you stop coughing, ah, but your cough could cure the Ironic Sickness disease (Made up disease that still exists)

I wish I had my own gentlemanly Top Hat of Awesomeness.

granted but then claire goes back to her time and then you take it off to reveal your ungentemanly hair.

i wish i had a bigger brain.

granted, but ur head explodes.

I wish i was feeling better

Granted, but then you realize that your granted a wish that Fman already did and you feel Failish

I wish Roco would reply to this grantation.

Granted, but then your non-failishness cures me of my blindness.

I wish this video Im uploading to Youtube would upload faster.

Granted, but it turns out it isn't cause you made my wish backfire thus imploding the internet causing your post not to happen.

I wish the internet hadn't imploded.

Granted, but then you realize you really need double A batteries (AA!)

I wish I could offically re-open my site.

You reopen it then your Internet crashes and you can't ever get back on .

I wish I was a really person and not a zombie.

Granted, but then you get hurt by real zombies and turn back into one.

I wish someone would go back in time and say "The release of Animal Crossing caused an alternate timeline where Nintendo become a casual game developer.

We must go back in time to prevent the release of the original japanese Animal Crossing on N64!

QUICK MARTY!

INTO THE DELOREAN!!"

tHAT MADE NO SENSE TO ME BUT OK!
granted but I go back with you and after you leave I convice them to make it

I wish I could draw just a little bit better.

granted but its frozen and moldy.

i wish i could wish a wish

Granted, but it gets corrupted.

I wish my modem would stop failing randomly.

Granted, but then that wish gets corrupted and goes insanely random... "er"

I wish this wish would get corrupted.

Granted but then it doesn't

I wish i wasnt bored